The Fabulous Freakish Quotes of The Foos & Gang.






* Keyyooo cracks up into hysterical little teenyweeny giggles at dat. :)



(MJfan) i'm sure Al can scrath his own ears, key.



(MJfan) lol mand..by any chance.. u like to c&p?



(TygerLily) wouldnt it be really weird to go to a webpage on the internet and see like 3 huge closeups of your eye??



(Keyyooo) yeah! I'll bring my fedora! :)



(Ciz) u know how much i would pay to spray mj with whipped cream?!!? lol



(KewiJac) hahah Ciz U TUCKED IN YER SHIRTY!)!)!!



* Keyyooo screams "I'm not a troo foo?!?"



*** W changes topic to "Keyyooo found $7 AND A LEAKY PEN. :P is that a foo moment?"



(Ciz) ugh..and one time she was saying wut her mom likes with her mashed potatoes



* Keyyooo knows of the BEST EVER HAMBURGER PLACE TO EAT, EVAH!!
(Keyyooo) A cute lil' place called FUDDRUCKERS!!
(Keyyooo) Lau: Have ya ever eaten at FUDDRUCKERS?!?!?
(Keyyooo) Mand: You like fuddruckers, right? :)



(Ciz)...ugh lol i left dat ditty



(Ciz) lol and her mole annoyed da sheeot outta me
(sunkist) every time she talked it was like this big hairy mole was just getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and BiGGER, AND BiGGER, AND it started bouncing up and down and you couldnt even hear what she was saying anymore because all you saw was this big MOLE EATiNG UP HER WHOLE MOUTH AND...



(Keyyooo) I don't get home dis week until 7:00 PM! :(
(Keyyooo) and I GET home at 4:00!! :(



(Sunkist) ive never seen mj roll around in blood
(Keyyooo) Well, how do you think MJJ got RED leather on him?
(Keyyooo) ooh now you REALLY look like MJJ!! rollin' around in blood dat's on da dance floor! LOL!! :)



(Keyyooo) my cut's like, leaking this yellowish stuff!!
(Keyyooo) what is it?
(Keyyooo) :P
(Keyyooo) pus?
(Keyyooo) damn, my cut looks kinda like a baby's lips or something.. lOL!
(Keyyooo) I kept thinking of little Prince when I look at it and make it move around!
(Keyyooo) I even drew a little nose and eyes :)
(Keyyooo) wish I had a camera..
(Keyyooo) everyone who saw my cut said "that looks like eyelids" or "That looks like a mouth"
Keyyooo) doesn'
(Keyyooo) t have a scab tho. :P
(MJfan) IF I HAVE TO HEAR ONE MORE THING ABOUT HER FREAKIN CUT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF. IM TALKING TOTAL TEMPER TANTRUM, IT WON'T BE PRETTY.



(MJfan) u saved it so that u could c&p it



(Sunkist) and in a few million years THEYLL be talking about, just feed your pee to some dumb keyyooo on the side of the street that doesnt know any better!!



(MJfan) dont make me pee



(MJfan) my aunt is potty training my little cousin pauly, and she puts cheerios in the toliet and tells him to aim and shoot
(Manifest) its a good thang my mama didnt use cheerios wit me... i aint a fussy eater, i woulda ate dem str8 outta da toilet



(Sunkist) and like updates by a guy named parkbench...its more exciting



(Jermaine) Tito will be eatin up there too



(Mich) Michaels IN THE US AND HE"S BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS ME



* parkbench moves to have it be put into foo law that capital i's are hereby strictly against the constifootion



(Ciz) his nose is like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fione



(tigerlily) i mean the book
(tigerlily) you know
(tigerlily) those things with pages in them?
(tigerlily) and words and sentences on the pages?
(DaBadBoy) oh! those funny square/rectange things!



(Manifest) sorry, thats too big fo me
(Manifest) isnt there a smaller one?!?!



(TygerLily) i think im gonna go in 7th period and tell the teacher i am exempt from all testing due to my new mental instability on account of my missed chance to meet michael jackson



(manda) APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(KewiJac) APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(tigerlily) cos no way can i afford to loose 7 dollars



(TigerLily) ahh key stop talking about food



(irkrat) tony!!!!!!!!
(irkrat) i have new pings!!!!!
(irkrat) ping me!!!!!
(FooeyFoo) HAHA MAND!!!!!! YES!!!!! Myy ylife has Meaning now!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(TigerLily) dammit keyyooo do you live under a friggin rock?!



* Ciz found 10 cents an a one-armed babrie doll today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol is that a foo moment?? :)



(Keyyooo) what a day what a day what a day and I didn't get to have a SNICKERS cuz of it! :P



* TygerLily wonders if there has been a mass keyboard breakdown
* TygerLily dances around #mjfans and sings to herself
(TygerLily) i am lonely, lonely, lonely!
(TygerLily) it is best so!



(TygerLily) why is it that all grandmothers smell the same?
(Manifest) but my grandma has this nice smell about her... you know, so sexy like... just so sensual

(amanda added the ending to that quote :P )

(Manifest) but old ladies are so coobeans
(Manifest) im gonna be a kick ass grandpa... im gonna get da boyz nudie mags and da girls nudie mags too!



(TygerLily) key is lagged to heaven on a moonbeam of shit



*** Manifest was kicked by W ((Keyyooo) you think I don't have da balls or breasts? Check these out!! ( * )( * ) Those big 'nuff for ya? :))



(MerryMand) i am a piece of crinkled paper
(MerryMand) crumpled on the floor
(MerryMand) watch me fall into the trash
(MerryMand) watch me squish below the door



(TigerLily) jan is here
(TigerLily) jan is here
(TigerLily) jan is HEEEEEEEERE
(TigerLily) jan is there
(TigerLily) jan is everywhere
(TigerLily) jan is on the floor
(TigerLily) jan is in the sky
(TigerLily) jan is on the door
(TigerLily) jan is in my eye
(TigerLily) jan is on a plate
(TigerLily) jan is on a stair
(TigerLily) jan is on a rake
(TigerLily) jan is in my hair



(Manifest) well, quik, load da top pic... so u can c da pillars dat student council thinks my penis has rubbed lol



* Robsaway is away trying to work but is actually crying at Michael's voice on Is It Scary. Like, when God dished out the talent, Michael nicked half of Scandinavia's.



(TygerLily) and joseph looked like the reincarnation of bubbles



(stargirl) i stayed home from schoo today
(ButterFly) ahhh
(ButterFly) JAC
(ButterFly) SMEEG!
(ButterFly) i STAYED HOME TOO!
(stargirl) HAHA
(stargirl) WTF
(ButterFly) ahhh
(stargirl) lololol!!!!!!!!
(ButterFly) wtf!!
ButterFly) we are like living psychic lives i swear
* stargirl looks at mand an says were too smeegerific
(ButterFly) how many times has this happened now?
(ButterFly) we trippin on the same vibe



(TigerLily) what are those things called?
(TigerLily) that you get wrapped up in when youre crazy?
(TigerLily) the things that make you hug yourself?
(Ciz) lol memories? :P
(TigerLily) the like psycho suits
(TigerLily) where your arms get like wrapped together criss cross
(TigerLily) haah kriss kross'll make ya!
(TigerLily) jump jump!
(Ciz) ohh...straight jacket?!?!



(Ciz) (Manifest) ill get u a scanned pic whilst im in france
(Ciz) (Manifest) im thinking of a nude pictorial
(Ciz) (Manifest) here's me rubbing against the mona lisa
(Ciz) (Manifest) here's the big muscular security guards arresting me
(Ciz) (Manifest) here's the cops beating beating beating me down
(Ciz) (Manifest) here's my cell mate feeling me up



(Ciz) :/
(ButterFly) dat is one smushed up face
(ButterFly) its like you took a wrench to it and twisted it around
(ButterFly) ive always wanted to have the corner of my mouth sticking into my eye
(Ciz) ok ... :-/ lol der
(ButterFly) ive always wanted to have the corner of my mouth sticking into my nostril






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